"Only a homeschooler or a hobo would carry around a cell phone without a plan-Dustin just happens to be one of those two."

--Jordie Saenz

The moral of the story is...Jordie doesn't get a lot of things, especially Dustin

How to "FREAK" (when dancing)

A few weeks ago, I was on duty down in the SoHo office.  There were several people down in the office hanging out and the subject of clubbing came up.  Dustin interjected at one point and said he had been clubbing over interterm in Paris.  As the conversation continued Dustin was asked if he had "freaked" before-- proudly said he had.  This shocked all in the room..."Really Dustin?! --tell us how?"  With confidence he proudly stated that all you have to do is just "flail around."  Immediately the room burst into laughter.  Instantly Dustin questioned himself as I began to follow his instructs and flail around.  Dustin's voice emerged in the laughter, "No, No, No--I meant you just pretend to rub soap all over yourself."  Once again laughter erupted.  

The moral of the story is...you can take the Dustin out of homeschool, but you can't take the homeschool out of Dustin.